It's missing a fucking popup asking me to join their fucking newsletter.
Our Fucking Mission You better believe the douches in senior management dug deep to come up with this crap. They probably spent 2 god damned weeks sitting in front of a white board giving each other god damned hand jobs to condense this dumbass company's mission into six sentences of meaningless buzzwords and empty phraseology. Continue Reading
It's missing a fucking popup asking me to join their fucking newsletter.
And where's the "fucking chat with us even though not a goddamned soul is really here" popup?
In the same vein: https://www.facebook.com/corporatebollocks
See also.. http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/
I saw this earlier, didn't want to submit it I thought it was too crude, but still very true!
What's wrong with a little profanity?
That's painfully true...
Also, https://twitter.com/EveryTweet_Ever; I love this stuff.
He's also available, ladies ... http://www.okcupid.com/profile/abeuscher (as featured at the bottom of the fucking page.)
That's a lot of #FUCK Here! :D
hhahah..ROFL..
That was mildly amusing.
That was hilarious. A pop-up video message, with a guy or girl inviting the visitor would have been priceless.