Yawn. Why is this silly spoof being voted up? Google posted on April 1st 2002! Only 10 years old and funny for about a second.
"Remember back in 2001 when you could post pictures of parrots posing seductively in resplendent plumage and rank #1 for all your keywords? Those were the days..."
An SEO firm I used to work for has a whole warehouse of pigeon feed they'd bought up, now rotting worthlessly after the Penguin Update.
Ah, the good ol' days of PigeonRank.
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